Monday, February 08, 2010
Florida Vacation Pictures
Florida Vacation 2010
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
How do you get into heaven?
One of the funniest parts of working with kids is getting to hear all the hilarious things they say. I am also blessed and inspired by their innocence and the sweet things they say. Last year, when I asked if anyone knew what humility means, one kid piped up, "It's how you feel when you get humiliated." :)
Also, I've heard a lot of prayer requests for dead grandmas (who've been dead for many years) and dead pets. I've prayed for stuffed animals, lost teeth, and other inanimate objects.
Just last week at out midweek program, I overheard a little guy tell his small group leader, "When I grow up, I want to be rich..." in my head I finished the sentence for him, thinking So I can buy lots of toys... but then I heard what came out of his mouth, "...So I can give all my money to my dad and to all the people in Haiti!" Wow.
Kids are hilarious. If you want to hear some interesting responses, just ask a group of kids how you get to heaven? I've heard some pretty funny responses to this one. (You float up ona cloud, you get crumbled up and put in a box and wait for God to come get you, just to name a few off the top of my head). Here are a few jokes I found online that really crack me up!
-Lynne
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping”
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The Sunday School teacher read “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”
A boy in the class asked, “What happened to the flea?”
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A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
Now she was smiling. Hey, they’re getting it, she thought! “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?” she asked.
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
She was just bursting with pride for them. “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.”
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time,
so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, ‘Good morning Alex.’
‘Good morning Pastor,’ he replied, still focused on the plaque. ‘Pastor, what is this? ‘
The pastor said, ‘Well son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.’
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,
‘Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?
Have you heard any funny things from kids' mouths lately?
How do you make unchurched kids feel welcomed in church?
Which is harder- Taking care of a dog or kids??
I was recently talking with a mom who commented that in lots of ways, it's harder to care for and clean up after a dog than the kids. Kids eventually get to an age where they can get themselves up and ready, get themselves fed, and clean up after themselves (with a little training from the parents, of course!), and dogs never get to that point- you always have to clean up after them, feed them, let them out, etc. Which leads me to the conclusion that taking care of a dog is good practice and preparation for me to be a mom some day! And I know I haven't changed all that many diapers, but I would venture to say that cleaning up runny green smelly watery diarrhea dog poo in the carpet is worse than changing a baby's diaper...
Thursday, January 28, 2010
My Favorite Thing About Children's Ministry...

Saturday, January 09, 2010
Ministry Goals
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
My New Year's Goals (Not Resolutions)

- Intentionally invest in people and serve them.
- Choose gratitude daily.
- Keep learning. Maybe start grad school (?)
- Make friends.
- Read at least one book a week.
- Be devoted to prayer.
- Develop the leader within me. (Thanks John Maxwell) and become a 360 Degree Leader
- Manage myself well-- my time, my finances, my emotions, my relationships, etc.
- Keep accountability with friends and mentors.
- Get married. (I know. I'm working on it!)
- Grow in holiness.
- Serve and befriend the poor.
- Intentionally build relationships with outcast and lonely.
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Home for the Holidays
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Top Christmas Movies
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
I hope all of your raindeer is ok and whot I whont the most is a toy called a strech it. It is a ball that can strech but I do not cear if I get a strech it or not I just want the best Christmas ever.
Bryce Streat
Dear Santa,
I love all your reindeers and I no all their names and they are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, and their’s Rodolph. I love all of them and your elv’s to and you also I love all of you in the whole wide wold and I rileay rileay love all of you varey varey much and I love chrismas it is my favorit hoiday.
Louise
Dear Santa,
Thank you for all the toys you bring me. Santa do you really live in the North pole. Santa your cool! Santa I believe in you. Santa can you bring me a ipod. Santa do you go down the chimney. Don’t get my brother anything. I hope all of your reindeer are OK on Christmas. Fill my stocking up to the top. And I want a game for my PS3. Mack sure the bottom of our tree is full of presents. If you fill the bottom up you will be the best man ever. Have you made a snowman. You the best Santa. Bring my friend Brady a lot of presents.
Rydge Dunica
Dear Santa,
I just don’t know what I want. I want a baby kitten for Christmas. I hope you have a safe trip. Merry Christmas!
Katie
Dear Santa,
I want a Passport Journal, but I can’t have it because I am not old enough. I want a diary with a padlock. Merry Christmas!
Phoebe
Dear Santa,
I want a toy kitten. I lost 2 teeth. Merry Christmas!
Khalia
Dear Santa Clause,
My name is Hannah McCoin. I live at ***. My mom says I’m good you might want to check your lists from before. This is good to know if you hear barking my dog is mean. Can you awer some questions five or six. What is it like in the North pole? How do you make all the toys? Is your trip tiring? What is your favorite cookie? Now what you have been wondering what I want for Christmas. I want a Peace Bear from Build a Bear Whorkshop a hot wheel of any kind, jewlrey for my mom, a new basketball for my dad and world peace for all! Now reamber where I live *** . Don’t be afraid if oyu hear barking my dog is mean. Thanks for reading my letter and answering my questions.
Love, Hannah McCoin
Dear Santa,
I would like t tell you about me questions I have and some things I would like. My name is Josselyn Schick. My house is gray and my adress is ***. Now these are my questions. Does Rudolph always lead the slay? Do you see any polar bears? Do you have any new reindeer? These are the things I would like. I would really like a baby kitten, pet sea monkeys and most of all world peace. Just to remind you my adress is *** . Thank you for every thing you’ve done and I hope you have a great time at the North Pole.
Love, Josselyn Schick
Dear Santa,
My name is Jerret Scott Barker. I don’t know if I have been good or bad so I will just say that I been in the middle. My adress is *** . When you get to my house I have to warn you about my dog. Anyway I have a few questions for you. How old are you? And what kind of cookies do you like? Well the presents I want for Chrismas are a new Chicago Bears jersey and a John Cena hat. Anyway it has been fun talking to you. I just have one last question for you. Some people say you are not real but if you are or aren’t real don’t tell me. Thanks for answering my questions.
Sincerley, Jerret Barker
Dear Santa,
I want you to know a couple of thing about me. My name is Zoe Overbey. I am 8 years old. My address is ***. I have two dogs and a wild brother. I have been very good this year. How is every one? What is your favorite cookie? How do you stay healthy? I want my dad and brother Gage to have a nice little house. I want my family to have a graet Christmas. I wanta I pod. Thank you for evory thing this year.
Love, Zoe Overbey
Dear Santa
Hi! I love you. I want a tree for Christmas.
Love, Cammie
Dear Santa,
You are a nice guy can I have a Xbox 360. I relly won’t it relly bad but you don’t halft to get me that. You can get my any thing you can think of. I like any thing but not girl stuff. You can get that for my sisters she likes rings and all that kind of stuff. I love you Santa but I need some PS2 games. I love your reindeers. I like the red noes one he is so cute.
Brady
Dear Santa,
I want you to chage the fact that my mom will go to China. And I want my family to have the BEST CHRISTMISTS EVER! And for my one lap top!
Elizabeth Williams
Dear Santa,
My name is Emily I am six year old. For Christmas I would like my two frut teeth.
Emily
Dear Santa,
I would like to have a army set. With some guns and some gugs. I love presnts just remember giving is better then getting.
Love, Myles
Dear Santa,
I want a invisible blankie that is never visible.
Love Dustin
Friday, December 18, 2009
Not a fan of Lock-ins....
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Trying to be like Christ
Monday, December 07, 2009
Who Volunteers in the Children's Ministry?
Depending on the job, some volunteers serve every week, some serve every month, some serve several months out of the year. Here is an overview of who they are, and a look at a few key areas of the ministry.
Roughly 60% of our volunteers currently have children in the children’s ministry. (That means they are parents of kids age infant-6th grade).
40% of them do not have kids currently in the children’s ministry (either because they are teens, young adults, parents of older youth, or older people).
Roughly 15% are older than 55 years old or older. (YEAH for seniors serving in children's ministry! The saints of the church! we love them).
About 42% are male, 58% are female. (That's a lot better than many churches which have almost all women in children's ministry, we are intentionally getting men involved!)
In the nursery…
42% of the volunteers currently have kids in the children’s ministry, and .7% are male (only one male!).
In the general security volunteer team…
19% of the volunteers have kids in the ministry, and 81% DO NOT have children currently in the children’s ministry. Most of the security volunteers are senior adults who don't have young kids.
70% of the general security volunteers are male (that's awesome! male majority here! maybe need to get some of these guys to go to nursery...?)
Sunday school
83% have children currently in the children’s ministry (the few who are not parents are youth who assist the teachers), and 38% are male.
In the midweek ministry team…
69% of the volunteers currently have kids in the children’s ministry, and 33% are male.
What does this say about our children's ministry volunteers? Several things: for one-- we are doing well with getting diversity in our volunteer teams, but we can always do better! We can intentionally recruit people who don't have young children (like teens, college students, and senior adults), and we can intentionally recruit more men! In fact, we can even recruit people who don't even like kids! (note: I'm not saying people who volunteer in those roles do not like kids... the point being there are many different spiritual giftings and abilities that can be valuable in children's ministry) Because there is SUCH a huge variety of roles in which one can serve the children's ministry, we can use volunteers to help run the computers, greet the parents, organize and plan events, serve food, and much more!
Also, we are thankful to have a huge percentage of our volunteers who are parents of kids in the ministry, and compared to other churches, the amount of parental involvement we have is uncommon and excellent! That's great news! Parents are taking leadership and getting involved in their kids' spiritual lives!
We are so thankful for each and every volunteer who serves in the children's ministry. This is such a wonderful team of people to get to serve with! I am excited to spend time celebrating their service and thanking them at a Christmas Volunteer Appreciation Luncheon this Sunday after church, it will be a red carpet event where the volunteers are the guests of honor!
-Lynne

